Recap Friday: BALLIN'

AMERICAN HORROR STORY: CULT

We've been had, y'all. Again! We are 2 episodes in to this season and I'm already bored. I usually don't hit this point with AHS until episode 10, when I'm overthinking how in the world THEY are going to resolve all these plot twists in 3 episodes. I am fed the eff up. Seriously, his is all Ally does:

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She sees a clown, and has an episode. That's really it. In this episode, Ally and Ivy are PEAK CAUCASITY. They have a son, named Oz. Oz being short for Ozymandias. If that's not some nonsense, I don't know what is. Winnie, their weird ass babysitter still has a job, and is even minding Ally, while Ivy is working. Honestly, if Ally gets hacked to death at any point in this season, I will be satisfied because homegirl voted for Jill Stein.

Again! I'm bored but still watching.

BALL IN THE FAMILY

This is my absolute favorite thing. Ball in the Family is pretty self explanatory.  It's a Facebook exclusive reality show that follows the Ball Family living their lives. First,  how cool is it that there's Facebook exclusive content that I don't have to pay for but really want to see. There'es a rumor that Marshawn is also getting a reality show on FB. I will not  miss an episode. Blanyway, this is my new jam. I love the Ball family. It took a while for me to actually get behind the Big Baller Brand. I realized that I fucks with the vision when I understood that NEVER in my life have I had anyone believe in me as much as Lavar Ball believes in his kids. Also, Lavar is a charismatic loudmouth (#GOALS), so when he speaks, I pay attention because memes and shenanigans ensue. What I love most about this show is viewers seeing The Boys' personalities. Before watching, I always said LiAngelo, who seems like he's the definition of a middle child, is my favorite, cuz he's the cute one. Even Zo labels him as a sex symbol. Though in 3 epsiodes, the one who I enjoy most is LaMelo. I knew he was #iconic, when he, Zo, and Lavar were on Monday Night Raw, and he screamed "Beat that nigga ass" into a live mic. He's also just carefree AF. Possibly, in my very unexpert opinion, the best basketball player of all The Boys.